2851 BC, December 31, Sunday —Egypt:

Hotepsekhemwy kicked the bucket big time! Completely, totally dead. Not just, like, having a little tummy ache. He went stone-cold dead and was tossed into a tomb in parts unknown.

His Horus name meant “The Two Powers Are Reconciled,” suggesting that he began the Second Dynasty of Egypt by kicking the Bird and Sneferka in their respective asses to reunite Upper and Lower Egypt into a single kingdom.

But that news is so old, nobody can remember.

2850 BC, January 23 (JC)

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