3029 BC, December 31, Thursday —Egypt:

Almost smack-dab in the middle of his reign, Pharaoh Djer bravely sent forth highly impressionable Egyptian youth to slaughter and smite Setjet while he fiddled with his ceremonial flint army knife.

Nobody really knows where Setjet is/was, by the way. East, or something.

All of the people of Egypt rejoiced! Well, except for the slaves who really didn’t give a shit.

3028 BC, January 25 (JC)

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