3518 BC, July 2, Friday –Village of Eight:

Religion:

Monotheism: 100%

Population:

11 (July, 3518 BC est.)

Age Structure:

0-14 years: 27.27% (male 1/female 2)
15-24 years: 9.09% (male 0/female 1)
25-54 years: 18.18% (male 0/female 2)
55-64 years: 0.00% (male 0/female 0)
65 years and over: 45.45% (male 4/female 1) (July, 3518 BC est.)

Median age:

total: 99.3 years
male: 224.5 years
female: 27.7 years (July, 3518 BC est.)

Population growth rate:

37.500%

Wild speculation (based on a model):

Noah, grumpy and old, forbade sex on the ark. The seas were rough, there was a lot of work to be done caring for the animals and Noah was too old to keep it up anymore.

It wasn’t long after Noah opened the door of the ark, allowing the animals and everybody out, that the fertile young women dragged their husbands off into the bushes.

Arphaxad was born to Shem and his lovely wife by March 9th.

“It’s a girl!” summarizes the news of the year. Ham and Japheth’s wives brought two beautiful baby girls into the world on guesstimate dates of April 9th, and April 20th, respectively.

3518 BC, July 31 (JC)

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