5478 BC, December 31, Friday –Coordinates: 41° 55′ 57.47″ North, 21° 20′ 56.9″ East:

World renowned mesolithic sculptor with a little winky created the most accurate sculpture of a man with an erect phallus (big winky), but utterly failed in his attempt to impress the girl he wanted to impress. True story.

Click on the link to see: That Don’t Impress Me Much

5477 BC, February 12 (JC)

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MisterOriginal is trying to quit smoking, but is way too pissed off at the moment.

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