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Ötzi the Iceman Slain in Fight: 3105 BC

Ötzi Slain in fight

3105 BC, June 20, Tuesday —Location: 46° 46′ 45.8″ North, 10° 50′ 25.1″ East: Ötzi the Iceman was killed in a fight with a neighboring tribe. It is said that he bravely killed two of his foes with the same arr...
Ötzi Diet Tips: 3106 BC

Ötzi’s Diet Tips for Staying Young

3106 BC, September 17, Saturday —Location: 46° 46′ 45.8″ North, 10° 50′ 25.1″ East: Keys to a healthy diet to help you feel and look young forever, just like Ötzi the Iceman. Don't drink milk. Yuck! Eat mor...
Narmer Unites Upper/Lower Egypt: 3110 BC

Narmer: Pharaoh of ALL of Egypt!

3110 BC, December 31, Monday —Egypt: Narmer, formerly known as Menes (leader of Upper Egypt), became Pharaoh of all of Egypt. Upper and Lower Egypt became one kingdom with Narmer as king! 3109 BC, January 2...
Great Migrations Begin: 3141 BC

Great Migrations Begin

3123 BC, August 28, Sunday —Global: And the Lord said, “Look, one race and one lip of all, and this they have begun to do, and nothing that they undertake to do will now be wanting from them. Come, and let us ...
Salah Begot Eber: 3123 BC

Eber born to Sala

3123 BC, September 7, Wednesday —Ur Kaśdim: Shelah (Sala or Salah) and Mu'ak (Milcah) had a baby boy. They named him Eber. 3123 BC, October 3 (JC)...
Salah Married Milcah: 3127 BC

Sala Gets Married

3127 BC, August 22, Wednesday —Ur Kaśdim: Shelah (Sala or Salah) grew up and took to himself a wife, and her name was Mu'ak (Milcah), the daughter of Kesed, his father's brother, in the one and thirtieth jubil...
Pharaoh Menes: 3142 BC

Scorpion Succeeded by Menes

3142 BC, December 31, Wednesday —Nekhen: Scorpion was succeeded by Menes as the leader of Upper Egypt, ruling from Nekhen. In the midst of the Piora Oscillation, the general population was concerned about a...
State Sponsored War: 3142 BC

State Sponsored War!

3142 BC, September 7, Sunday —Global: …And the sons of Noah began to war on each other, to take captive and to slay each other, and to shed the blood of men on the earth, and to eat blood, and to build strong ...